Eclipse, the third installment of Twilight is a huge success.
Kelly's twelve year-old daughter, Bailey invited me to go with her to a midnight showing on opening night.
I wanted to go so bad, but my horrible headache and sore throat that had been following me around for days told me otherwise.
And I still haven't seen it.
Surprisingly, I've seen Edward Cullen recently, but not in the movie theater. I've seen him on this 6 foot cardboard bookcase I found at a yard sale a few weeks ago.
I paid $4.00 for it.
I entertained the idea of keeping it in my bedroom, but my curiosity got the best of me.
After I poised with Edward and daydreamed about loving a vampire, I wondered how much money could I make off my dear piece of Twilight trash?
I posted it on Craig's List, certain it'd sell for $45.00.
But no calls.
I lowered it to $25.00 a week later.
Still no calls.
I started to wonder "Where are all you Twilight fans?"
I hear about you on the news, see you in gossip magazines.
I know you're out there!
You guys should be begging me for this piece of Twilight history. I'm surprised there isn't a bonfire in my front yard with people fighting over who get's it.
And finally, a sweet young lady named Jessica texted me.
Jessica, the girl who calls herself
Mrs. Jessica Cullen.
The girl who has the word twilight in her email address.
I knew you were out there.
She offered me $20.00.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
“I don’t seem to be strong enough to stay away from you.”-Edward Cullen, Twilight
