So, a few weeks ago the counselor and I took our 5 ½ kids to
for spring break. We go to Tucson Tucson because this is where the counselor likes to brainwash our kids that the is literally the most amazing place on earth. For the most part, the kids are buying it. They loved running around campus, checking out the book store and dreaming of the day they can attend U of A. As a sun devil ( University of Arizona graduate), I just yawned and ate ice cream. Arizona State University
We did our usual stuff in
; hiked a bit. Tucson
( here we are in Madera Canyon)
We ate too much and watched too much cable. We spent lots of time in the pool and shopped a few thrift stores. One day, we decided to go to the zoo.
Yes, almost 8 months pregnant and I agreed to go to the zoo in record breaking March heat. It was actually pretty nice.
and Reef loved it, but so did the older boys. Eden
(This photo was taken before the tragedy)
It was a great family outing until . . .
I stepped on an elephant scale.
Here’s how this went down. We were at the elephant area/display; a huge section at the back of the zoo.
There were all sorts of displays, statues, even African bongos.
ran off to look at an elephant skeleton and Reef was right behind her to check out . . . well I wasn’t quite sure what he wanted to check out so I followed him. We turned a corner and Eden was busy right beside us when the counselor gasped and shouted out a 3-digit number. I wasn’t sure what he was getting at, when under his breath he said it again. Eden
And that’s when I realized in this large open area with all sorts of people all around, I was standing on one of the interactive elephant displays - an elephant scale!
“How many people does it take to weigh as much as an elephant?” the sign read.
There was a huge metal scale, probably could hold about ten people, but it appeared I was the only one standing on it. My weight flashed on a computerized screen in red numbers above me, let alone the counselor and his verbal announcement of how much his pregnant wife weighed (who if he said my weight one more time out loud was going to be socked in the face by yours truly!)! According to the display, I weight almost as much as an elephant leg!
Why would anyone want to know how much of an elephant they weighed! What was amusing or the slightest bit entertaining about this!
I was horrified. In my emotional/hormonal/sleep-deprived state I was more than horrified. I was humiliated. As fast as I could, I jumped off that demon-maker of a scale. Thank heavens I was wearing shades. I pulled my hat a bit lower over my face. In an instant the counselor had his arms around me, somewhat amused at my overreaction to an innocent mistake on his part and mine. I was just trying to get away as fast as I possibly could. Where was the nearest airport!
“I don’t care how much you weigh,” he tried reassuring me, but I wasn’t buying it for a second.
I pouted, I cried, I walked away. It was a little more than this pregnant girl could handle.
I did eventually get over it, in a way, not really, ok, I’m really just as ticked off!