On Monday I craved cranberry sauce from the depths of my
maternal soul.
I would have crawled to Egypt (ok, maybe just down the
street, maybe next door – who am kidding, into my kitchen was far enough) for cranberry sauce.
Cranberry sauce, not the cheep stuff with corn syrup, it had
to be pure and perfect.
Real Cranberry Sauce.
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I think this baby’s
first world will be cranberry sauce.
“Goo goo, cranberry
sauce.”
Everybody knows you can’t eat cranberry sauce plain, that
would be gross, but with a Thanksgiving meal – cranberry sauce reaches its
potential.
A Thanksgiving meal it had to be.
I started with yams and marshmallows, than green bean
casserole, cheesy mashed potatoes when on a whim (since it takes like all day
to make a turkey and my craving had started late in the afternoon) I made
cornbread stuffing meatloaf out of ground turkey.
The table was set, we’d invited my neighbor the caterer and
her sweet family over because really, I’d made enough food to feed a family of
14.
Personally, I started with a couple of scoops of cranberry
sauce, and then the rest of the food piled on my plate. Every bite was better than the next. It was everything I’d dreamed and hoped for. I was in cranberry heaven
But later, I became nauseous and comatose; a lovely
condition saved only for the old and pregnant.
The kids were watching a Disney show on Netflix and the fake laughter after every punch line was more then I could handle.
The kids were watching a Disney show on Netflix and the fake laughter after every punch line was more then I could handle.
So, I went to bed for 12 hours.
The first 6 hours I dreamt I was on a military helicopter,
swerving here and there as we traveled an across country flight. The next 6 hours, I dreamt I was sitting in a
shopping cart while someone whirled me from isle to isle. All sorts of food blurred past my vision.
It was no fun.
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