My Dear Piece of Twilight Trash

Eclipse, the third installment of Twilight is a huge success.

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Kelly's twelve year-old daughter, Bailey invited me to go with her to a midnight showing on opening night.

I wanted to go so bad, but my horrible headache and sore throat that had been following me around for days told me otherwise.

And I still haven't seen it.

Surprisingly, I've seen Edward Cullen recently, but not in the movie theater. I've seen him on this 6 foot cardboard bookcase I found at a yard sale a few weeks ago.

I paid $4.00 for it.

I entertained the idea of keeping it in my bedroom, but my curiosity got the best of me.

After I poised with Edward and daydreamed about loving a vampire, I wondered how much money could I make off my dear piece of Twilight trash?

I posted it on Craig's List, certain it'd sell for $45.00.

But no calls.

I lowered it to $25.00 a week later.

Still no calls.

I started to wonder "Where are all you Twilight fans?"

I hear about you on the news, see you in gossip magazines.

I know you're out there!

You guys should be begging me for this piece of Twilight history. I'm surprised there isn't a bonfire in my front yard with people fighting over who get's it.

And finally, a sweet young lady named Jessica texted me.

Jessica, the girl who calls herself

Mrs. Jessica Cullen.

The girl who has the word twilight in her email address.

I knew you were out there.

She offered me $20.00.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

“I don’t seem to be strong enough to stay away from you.”-Edward Cullen, Twilight